On Sunday, 16th August, Our very own Air Ambulance was out in force over Maidenbower following an incident involving Karen, and a few bottles of wine.
All was well in “Maidenshire” until the local Co-Op ran out of Karens favourite plonk, things got a bit heated and of course she made her battle cry for the manager.
Upon explaining to Karen, that there would be no more bottles available until their delivery on Tuesday, she proceeded to march into the stock room in a blind rage, apparently not believing the staff that there was no more bubbly left.
Unfortunately, upon entering the stock room, Karen slipped on a discarded Wham bar, slipped and hit her head against a case of Budweiser.
The Air ambulance was called, but thankfully, after another discussion with the manager, some stock of Karens favourite plonk was found in another store, unfortunately the Air Ambulance crew refused to give Karen a lift to the store to collect, and she has already stated she will be complaining to their Manager.
Please…. Support our Air Ambulance, now they have upset Karen they need all the help they can get.
Thanks for reading 🙂